henrycavills:

in movies when kids sneak out through their windows and im just like why dont you have screens in your windows who doesnt have screens in their windows what do you just let bees and bugs and birds and shit fly into your room what the fuck

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And if I could sleep in a bath of spaghetti… I would

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dinkweed:

i am so threatened by pretty girls they are terrifying 

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cokeflow:

I’m glad people can’t read my mind cause all they’d be hearing is me saying lmao to myself

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the13thcommander:

der—riese:

the13thcommander:

tupacabra:

neanerbeaner:

tupacabra:

people who say “melk” instead of milk

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I say melk…

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you know, melk is actually the dutch word for milk

are you really going to beat up all of holland

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→ Harry pointing out Calum’s hickey 6/18/13 [x]

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blow-luke:

If you ever need a reason to love michael more just remember that he wrote the saddest song on the ep and then proceeded to record it naked

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